stardate 238601.09 To date I have managed to conceal the true nature of my work and my secret mission from my unsuspecting co-workers. I hope this trend continues as they all seem to be totally bewildered about my role here and my abilities. The level of subterfuge is amazing. I will continue the deception for as long as possible, but I’m sure it can’t last for much longer, as a few seem to be getting wise to me. I have learned a great deal about their operation. Full report to follow…