stardate 238601.09 To date I have managed to conceal the true nature of my work and my secret mission from my unsuspecting co-workers. I hope this trend continues as they all seem to be totally bewildered about my role here and my abilities. The level of subterfuge is amazing. I will continue the deception for as long as possible, but I’m sure it can’t last for much longer, as a few seem to be getting wise to me. I have learned a great deal about their operation. Full report to follow…

Converse released the first music collaboration during Holiday/Fall ‘08 with designs for Grateful Dead, Black Sabbath, and The Doors. The second release for The Spring ‘09 collections continues with designs for The
Who, Ozzy Osbourne, and Pink Floyd. The collections are now available nationwide in Journeys stores, Journeys.com, and Converse.com with the acception of the Ozzy and Pink Floyd collabs that will be released in
mid-February and March.

Ready 2 Rumble Revolution, a Nintendo Wii title, is slated to release on March 17, 2009. The hilarious Ready 2 Rumble franchise flexes its muscles for its major, star-studded return to the ring. Bringing the franchise to Wii for the first time, the game retains all the knockout features of best-sellers Ready 2 Rumble Boxing Round 1 and Round 2, while delivering a knockout punch of style and attitude.

Tempur-Pedic’s mission is to help people get a better night’s sleep with our Tempur-Pedic Swedish Mattresses and Neck Pillows. Their proprietary TEMPUR(r) Material can help reduce the effects of back pain, lower back pain, arthritis, fibromyalgia and restless leg syndrome.

Blue Dragon Plus, a Nintendo DS game releasing on February 24, is a fantasy role playing game targeting pre-teens and anime fans. It features a packed single player mode with 30+ hours of game play and over an hour of dual-screen movie footage. It expands the story of the critically-acclaimed anime series, entering the struggle between Shu and the Shadow of Balaur.

If you can get this to me by end of week I would greatly appreciate it. The Dove Self-Esteem Fund is part of the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty, a global effort designed to widen today’s stereotypical view of beauty. The Dove Self-Esteem Fund (DSEF) was established as an agent of change to inspire and educate girls and young women about a wider definition of beauty. The DSEF is committed to help girls build positive self-esteem and a healthy body image, with a goal of reaching 5 million girls globally by 2010. It has already reached 2 million young women.

The Pampers “One Pack = One Vaccine” campaign is part of a global initiative with UNICEF to eliminate maternal and neonatal tetanus (MNT), a preventable disease that claims the lives of approximately 128,000 infants and 30,000 mothers in less industrialized nations each year – that’s approximately one death every three minutes. From February 5 through May 1, 2009, parents in the U.S. and Canada have the opportunity to help UNICEF protect moms and babies around the world against tetanus by simply purchasing specially-marked packages of Pampers diapers and wipes. Each product they buy triggers one life-saving vaccine*. These specially marked packages of diapers and wipes cost the same as traditional products and are available wherever Pampers products are sold.

Generate awareness of Iams charitable program called Home 4 the Holidays — an adoption program that focuses on helping at least 1,000,000 animals find a forever home during the holiday season. Rocket XL helped the Iams Home 4 the Holidays program to achieve 1,202,751 adoptions!

Promote awareness and trial of a new scientifically proven weight-loss system based on smell and taste to help you feel fuller faster, stay satisfied longer and lose weight.